Paris Original

Lyrics

[Intro] I slipped out this afternoon And I bought love insurance A most exclusive dress from gay Paree It's sleek and chic and magnifique With sex beyond endurance It's me, it's me, it's absolutely me! And why? One guy [Versre 1] This irresistible Paris original I'm wearing tonight I'm wearing tonight Specially for him [Verse 2] This irresistible Paris original's All paid for and mine I must look divine Specially for him [Bridge] Suddenly he will see me And suddenly he'll go dreamy And blame it all on His own masculine whim Never knowing that [Verse 3] This irresistible Paris original I'm wearing tonight I'm wearing tonight Specially for him For him [Verse 4] This irresistible Paris original I'm wearing tonight She's wearing tonight And I could spit! [Verse 5] Some irresponsible dress manufacturer Just didn't play fair I'm one of a pair And I could spit [Bridge] Thirty-nine bucks I hand out For something to made me stand out And suddenly I've gone Into mimeograph Some laugh! [Verse 6] This irresistible Paris original This mass-produced crime I'm wearing tonight For the very last time!