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[Sample from "The Office"] ("Yeah okay, you didn't maintain 100 beats per minute, and the ambulance didn't arrive because no one called 9-1-1, so you lost him" "Okay, he's dead, anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose?" "I have no idea" "Anyone else?" "We bury him?" "Wrong, we check for an organ donor card. If he has one we only have minutes to harvest." "He has no wallet I checked." "He is an organ donor." "He is? Give me some ice and a Styrofoam bucket. Here we go.") [Verse 1] You said music doesn't make you happy anymore You said "I'll hang myself in the bathroom and let the shower run, to get rid of my wrinkles [Pre-Chorus] I know you've been crying, because I said its Friday night and all I want to do is sleep I know you've been lying about the places that aren't your bed where you want to fall asleep [Chorus] And just call me an old friend, I promise I won't ever leave again And just call me an old friend, I promise I won't ever leave again And just call me an old friend, I promise, I promise, I promise, I promise, I promise [Refrain] I'll shave my beard the one I cannot grow I'll comb my hair, if it means you'll call me home [Verse 2] The internet was a beautiful place until I fell in love, and everyone was so far And I know you can't control where you are [Bridge] So am i done being anxious or am i just too exhausted to shake? I know you've been drinking, but why the fuck are you out this late? I know you've been drinking, but why are you out late? [Outro] So I'll shave my beard, the one I cannot grow