Calamity Crush

Lyrics

[Intro] Come on everybody and listen to us It's a brand new dance and it goes crush! [Verse] Socialist sitcom in a modern urbanized society Weekend commies and born-again cows don't mean doodly-squat I'll lead depressionist youth mass To mock rebellion for a fee [Chorus] Choose choose choose choose your weapons We're in a calamity crush (Crush) (Crush) [Verse] In last week's episode, South of Boredom, John Citizen was dead Tear up the handshake, it don't mean doodly-squat Lead the depressionist youth mass Better dead than red [Chorus] Choo ch-ch-ch-ch-ch choose your weapons We're in a calamity crush (Crush) (C-c-c-c-c crush) (Crush) (Crush) [Verse] Repressionist sitcom in a modern urbanized society Weekend commies and born-again cows don't mean nothing to me Lead the depressionist youth mass into a new philosophy [Chorus] Choo-choo choo choo choose your weapons This is the calamity crush (Crush) Choo-choo choo choo choose your weapons This is the calamity crush (Crush) Choo-choo choo choo choose your weapons This is the calamity crush (Crush) (Crush) [Bridge] Rug rats, drug rats, pig axe, wrong facts, had it up to here Too late to turn back so do the calamity crush (Crush) Rug rats, drug rats, pick axe, wrong facts Bringing up the rear Too tired to go forward, too late to go to work So do the calamity crush (Crush) [Outro] We're in a calamity crush This is the calamity crush We're in a calamity crush So do the calamity crush We're in a calamity crush This is the calamity crush We're in a calamity crush So do the calamity crush We're in a calamity crush This is the calamity crush We're in a calamity crush So do the calamity crush We're in a calamity crush This is the calamity crush We're in a calamity crush So do the calamity crush We're in a calamity crush This is the calamity crush We're in a calamity crush So do the calamity crush (Crush) (Crush) (Crush) We're in a calamity crush This is the calamity crush (Crush) We're in a calamity crush So do the calamity crush (Crush) We're in a calamity crush (Crush) This is the calamity crush (Crush) We're in a calamity crush (Crush) So do the calamity crush (Crush) We're in a calamity crush (Crush) This is the calamity crush (Crush) (I didn't know he was married with two children) (C-c-c-c-c crush)