Custodian Ralph (Rephlummoxed)

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Ralph was a guy from the trailer side Ralph cleaned the campus almost every night Sweeping fast, mopping last Watch him use his dust attack Thinks it's fun, makes him run Watch him hit a hunk of crack Aye aye aye aye yiiiie Ralph didn't like the dust bunnies (No he didn't) Ralph thinks his puns are all funny (Yes he did, I swear) Inspect the room with scepter broom Never forgets a second glance Sani-bags & trailer swag Watch him do the Elmo dance Ralph is a master class sweeper Ralph is a class A tweaker, sneaker, peeper, creepеr Creeps the halls, tweaking balls Finds evеry last particle Wash the floor, don't ignore The mess he finds is the mess he kills Aye aye aye aye yiiiie