Lyrics

"Hey there Ralph" Hey! Hey! Hey! Ralph! Hey! Hey! Ralph was a guy from the trailer side Ralph cleaned the campus almost every night Sweeping fast, mopping last, watch him do his dust attack Thinks it's fun, makes him run, watch him hit a hunk of crack Ralph didn't like the dust bunnies Ralph thought his puns were all funny Inspect the room with scepter broom, never forgets a second glance Sani-bags & trailer swag, watch him do the Elmo dance Ralph was a master class sweeper Ralph was a Class A tweaker Creeps the halls, tweakin' balls, finds every last particle Wash the floor, don't ignore the mess he finds is the mess he kills