If I Can’t be drunk

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If I can't be drunk Then I don't want to be alive If I can't be drunk Then I don't want to be alive I work all day and if I don't drink I'm going to beat my wife If I can't be drunk Then I don't want to be alive [silence] If I can't be drunk Then I don't want to be alive If I can't be drunk Then I don't want to be alive If I can't be drunk Then I don't want to be alive I work all day and if I don't drink I'm going to beat my wife If I can't be drunk Then I don't want to be alive If I can't be drunk Then I don't want to be alive If I can't be drunk Then I don't want to be alive If I can't be drunk Then I don't want to be alive If I can't be drunk Then I don't want to be alive [silence once again] If I can't be drunk Then I don't want to be alive If I can't be drunk Then I don't want to be alive If I can't be drunk Then I don't want to be alive [silence including solo] If I can't get drunk I don't wanna be alive If I can't get drunk Then I don't wanna be alive And if I can't get drunk Then I don't wanna be alive If I can't get drunk Then I don't wanna be alive If I can't get drunk I don't wanna be alive [nonsense] If I can't get drunk Then I don't wanna be alive [guitar ambiance fills in] Alright!