Thneedville (Original Demo)

Lyrics

In Thneedville It's a brand new day Can't see the sun But we like it that way Here in get more than we need-ville In Thneedville You're never alone 'Cause you've always got the stuff that you own I just got my baby a phone In Thneedville! Where the smog is real And all the trees are made of plastic and steel Here in growing like a weed-ville In Thneedville Where the buildings are broke (Where the building are all broke) And the streetlights drop And the chemicals flow I just went swimming, and now I glow! Just one place has stayed the same The hill that bears our founder's name A tradition we maintain Soon to become a pizza chain! Pizza chain! Pizza chain! Ooh look! It's Aloysius O'Hare (Aloysius O'Hare) The man who bottled-up fresh air And became a zillionaire Everyone 'round here works for me I sell them something they should get for free We live in perfect harmony In Thneedville! In Thneedville! Hip-hooray! Hip-Hooray! Hip-hiphooray! All I've ever wanted is a whose it I would never flaunt it Oh how'd I use it Everybody has one Like Jared and Julie and Jim And Even Ronald shnook has one And nobody's lamer than him And I would play with it all day (Play with it all day) And never ever lose it (Never ever lose it) All I've ever wanted is a whose it Except for the time that I wanted a scooter A cellphone, a trombone, a laptop computer A sports car, an SUV, robot that looks like me A broad sword, a surfboard, a gas-powered sled A little pet monkey that danced on my head But this, this is totally different Cause all I've ever wanted in my life is the stuff that I don't have In Thneedville! It's a brand new day! All I ever wanted is the stuff that I don't have Can't see the sun, but we like it that way Here in get more than we need-ville Want it terribly! In Thneedville! Want it horribly! You're never alone All I ever wanted is the stuff that I don't have 'Cause you've always got the stuff that you own Where is the stuff that I haven't had? Here in spend until you bleed-ville Growing like a weed-ville Please don't mention greed-ville We're happy here in... Thneedville!