Ready To Roll (Original)

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Matt Hughes & Fil Bucchino] I got a 20 sider on call Dressed up and ready to roll Get up and choose alignment Dressed up and ready to roll Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page Check out my thief he's got the black shield Dressed up and ready to roll Fan out to scope that fortress Dressed up and ready to roll Lawful, evil; a moral catastrophe Half-orc, full-dork; the myth and reality [Pre-Chorus: Matt Hughes] We may not know any girls But we got graph paper guiding our way We got confusion, delusion And all of Friday night to kill [Verse 2: Matt Hughes & Fil Bucchino] Pick up the phone the pizza's still late Dressed up and ready to roll We'll try to hide from cyclops Dressed up and ready to roll Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page [Pre-Chorus: Matt Hughes] We may not know any girls But we got graph paper guiding our way We got confusion, delusion And all of Friday night to kill [Chorus: Matt Hughes] That was by far the best time that we ever had That was by far the best time that we ever had [Verse 3: Matt Hughes & Fil Bucchino] Get to the tavern have a few beers Dressed up and ready to roll Pick up an Elvin bar whore Dressed up and ready to roll [Pre-Chorus: Matt Hughes] We may not know any girls But we got graph paper guiding our way We got confusion, delusion And all of Friday night to kill [Chorus: Matt Hughes] That was by far the best time that we ever had That was by far the best time that we ever had