Don’t Look Much Like A Girl

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Matt Hughes] Lost my cool at a brand new school Where the kids all smelled kinda strange And I threw my chair when I caught the teacher's glare As she called me little Mary-Jane All the ribbing that I goddamn took From the kids left my ego in a whirl And the kids would say while I sat and watched them play "Hey there kid, are you a boy or a girl?" [Chorus: Matt Hughes] Praise the day I'm old and grey And don't look much like a girl And the kids all come and dance in the streets Proclaiming me the king of the world [Verse 2: Matt Hughes] Figured it'd be fine when I hit grade nine And I'd grow a big beard really soon Till the first day of gym when I met father Tim And he sent me to the girl's change room [Chorus: Matt Hughes] Praise the day I'm old and grey And don't look much like a girl And the kids all come and dance in the streets Proclaiming me the king of the world [Bridge: Matt Hughes] Illustrate my weekly pass Come across as feeling crass Submit for credit or just share your thoughts Search my archive for a joke A thousand drives and beers and hopes Look out god I'm gonna die My black candle won't stop smoking Even though I blew it out My stigmata are signs of disease Reputation as the finest Burned your bridges to be sane Look out god I'm gonna die [Verse 3: Matt Hughes] In the end I will surely transcend All the things I was never meant to be So with some skill and a little good will Out on ladies night I'll get in bars for free [Outro: Matt Hughes] Praise the day I'm old and grey And don't look much like a girl And there's no one left to dance for me