Butterball (Original)

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Matt Hughes] Can I take you to the movies? I will buy you popcorn and candy They will make you fat and ugly So no other boy will look your way And you'll be mine all mine every single day [Chorus: Matt Hughes] My little butterball wouldn't go anywhere without her man Take her to the bar and she's ignored And if she weren't so goddamned pretty She'd be mine [Verse 2: Matt Hughes] Can I fuck you on the red eye? (Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la) Travelling hours with your best guy (Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la) I'll make all the passengers die So no other boy will look your way And you'll be mine all mine every single day [Chorus: Matt Hughes] My little butterball wouldn't go anywhere without her man Take her to the bar and she's ignored And if she weren't so goddamned pretty She'd be mine [Bridge: Matt Hughes] If I wasn't quite so boring in bed If I made more money at my job If I played in a cooler band than him And if she weren't so goddamned pretty She'd be mine She'd be mine