Punchline Academy

Lyrics

Intro: You passed rap school where it's time to learn To create lyrics so hot that it burns The tip of your tongue when they come out your mouth And you know what you're talking about It wasn't easy; you saw who failed Hopefully, you'll be one of the emcees that's held As a king of hip hop, which is really great Hope you listened in class; no more time for breaks Chorus 1: Fiyablasta I graduated from punchline academy (repeat x3) And anybody battling will simply end up mad at me I graduated from punchline academy (repeat x3) And anybody battling will simply end up mad at me Verse 1: Fiyablasta Graduate of having wit The Kansas kid been practicing Since age 9, had listeners playing mine And since '09, you could see my diploma shine That's when I gave you the rap school By covering the basics, but you wanna snap fools Then this is rap intermediate; hip encyclopedia Hop with my fly rhyme book: Expedia At this elevation, statements, place is over craniums The pavements to greatness is a runway to the limitless sky Kiss physics bye; gravity defied I rise to the occasion; rhyme's the occupation Time your altercation; tying combinations Punchlines when you're kicking a flow Grab minds when you throw in judo That's a figure four Chorus 2: Goat Lowkee I graduated from punchline academy (repeat x3) And anybody battling will simply end up mad at me I graduated from punchline academy (repeat x3) And anybody battling will simply end up mad at me Verse 2: Goat Lowkee Punchline academy; your boy was on the dean's list Sick flow and honor roll; I know you haven't seen it Rhymes dirty like Flint; Fiji got me sea sick Frequently reading and pass it with ease Yes! What you know about that? I'm on 8 cups of coffee and I cannot relax Have the shirt tucked in, Jansport on my back And I'm feeling like the teacher when I'm writing these raps Facts! You can just ask somebody They honestly be pondering on how they could be stopping me It's all good, though; why you hate? Don't make it awkward, bro We came to destroy; it's lyrical overload You didn't know!? Should've asked me 16 bars that'll send them into last week Mic in my hand got me screaming like Dashie So ghostly; I got them running like Daphne Chorus 3: Fiyablasta, *Goat Lowkee*, **BOTH** I graduated from punchline academy *I graduated from punchline academy* I graduated from punchline academy And anybody battling will simply end up mad at me *I graduated from punchline academy* I graduated from punchline academy *I graduated from punchline academy* *And anybody battling will simply end up mad at me* I graduated from punchline academy *I graduated from punchline academy* I graduated from punchline academy **And anybody battling will simply end up mad at me** *I graduated from punchline academy* I graduated from punchline academy *I graduated from punchline academy* **And anybody battling will simply end up mad at me** Verse 3: Fiyablasta It's your valedictorian taking the floor again No ignoring my organized use of orating with the organ in The orifice where the words are morphing in; mightier than Zords Zordan ordered them rangers to save the world within Bored with thin content, well, my phat rhymes are bordering Obese; gulping boring trends; that's all, folks, like porky's end I plan to stretch this music like accordions And warm them up to making lyric gymnastics the norm again Recording linguistic conundrums is hardcore to them So they switching sides so fast, they almost tore their limbs Industry tried to pay the judges; can't afford the wins Raised on the old rules of rapping; it's a chore to bend You want a verse in the hearse? I'm reaching for the pen While these other cats have troubleshooting and outsourcing them This the Return of the Jedi; Luke got the force in him America's like, "I Want You!" Well, are we courting then?