You Can’t Handle This

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Making young girls pine I don't have the time Babies get in line I've got a protractor Got a stapler now It goes "Ka-ching" Gotta have the math club Crown me king Gotta rock the screen With the cosine graphing On my calculator [Pre-Chorus] If you're up and if you want A piece of me Wave goodbye and blow a kiss 'Cause you can't handle this [Chorus] No, No, No You can't handle this No, No, No You can't handle this [Verse 2] Through my glasses glare You'll see savoir faire Beneath my icy stare I've got a retainer Maybe I'm the physics main event Maybe I'm the chem club president Maybe even Texas Instruments Thinks that I'm co-planar [Pre-Chorus] If you're up and if you want A piece of me Wave goodbye and blow a kiss 'Cause you can't handle this [Chorus] No, No, No You can't handle this No, No, No You can't handle this [Bridge] And Leonard Nimoy can't stand up to this And Captain James T. Kirk Bows beneath my fists And I am awesome, awesome I am the awesomest [Chorus] No, No, No You can't handle this No, No, No You can't handle this [Outro] No, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah