That’s How The Story Ends

Lyrics

[Intro] .sdneirf tseb eht ekam yeht, sehciwdnaS [Verse 1] Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary Suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping Long ago I heard that sound, often lost, but seldom found A haunting voice from minutes past, Micah had returned at last [Verse 2] And I was like, "What's up dude?" And he was like, "Uhhh, I found your comb." And then I was like, "Shut Up!" And then he was like, "Yeah, and stuff." And then I was like, "Rock on!" [Chorus] And that's how the story ends Now you'll hear the score, my friends We're finding answers, we're setting trends I guess that's how the story ends [Verse 3] How distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December And each dying ember, wrought its ghost upon the floor I heard a voice that chilled my spine, I saw what I could not define A sight I never could contrive, there stood Brad at last, alive [Verse 4] "Where have you been these endless years?" I asked him, sobbing through my tears "I did not die by plague or prison What really died is cynicism" [Verse 5] And then I said, "Awesome." And he was like, "Yeah, I guess And by the way, those pants, they belong to my dad And they're not really pants, they're leiderhosen." Hooray! [Chorus] And that's how the story ends Now you'll hear the score, my friends We're finding answers, we're setting trends I guess that's how the story ends [Bridge] And Combat Chuck has passed away His dying wish was "Never play that song again" And Kitty-Doggy's put to sleep, the dinosaurs lay in a heap As they slowly go extinct, like me [Chorus] And that's how the story ends Now you'll hear the score, my friends We're finding answers, we're setting trends I guess that's how the story ends