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When I was young, in the good old days on the farm All I ate was dog food All the poor dogs whimper and they would yelp as I smiled and chewed Dog food! A whole meal for a nickel Dog food! On some bread with a pickle Dog food! Guarunteed to drive you hunger away Dog food! Keeps a horse employed Dog food! Good for girls and boys Dog food! Most kids like it more than broccoli Nasty food I must plug my nose to swallow Because my mom's on probation Eggplant, brussel sprouts go down and come out Nothing goes down smooth like Ken-L-Ration Dog food! A whole meal for a nickel Dog food! On some bread with a pickle Dog food! Guarunteed to drive you hunger away Dog food! Keeps a horse employed Dog food! Good for girls and boys Dog food! Most kids like it more than broccoli Alpo! Kibble! Iams! Purina! Milkbone! Soupbone! Horse meat! Yeah! Dog food! A whole meal for a nickel Dog food! On some bread with a pickle Dog food! Guarunteed to drive you hunger away Dog food! Keeps a horse employed Dog food! Good for girls and boys Dog food! Most kids like it more than broccoli