Battle Dancing Unicorns with Glitter

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Shut your face High school jerks We're about to show you how this works Are we cool? Laser beams We're about to awesome all your dreams [Pre-Chorus] And you'll say, "What are you, some kind of computer?" And we'll say, "A cyborg pimp from the future" And I'm going def for sheezy I'm feeling a bit uneasy [Chorus] Let's get this straight Oh yeah, we are the champions We'll be battle dancing unicorns Oh yes, battle dancing unicorns It's not too late You could gamble on the heavy hitters While we're battle dancing unicorns With glitter [Verse 2] Twelve-o-clock? Party rock We're hip-hoppin' and we can't quite stop Aggro hair Grizzly Bear Bet you've never met a thousand-aire [Pre-Chorus] Then you'll say, "Whatever, I think you're moronic" And we'll say, "Not really, we're only bionic" And you're still in high school But have to acknowledge That we are professors at Robot Spy College [Chorus] Let's get this straight Oh yeah, we are the champions We'll be battle dancing unicorns Oh yes Battle dancing unicorns It's not too late You could gamble on the heavy hitters While we're battle dancing unicorns With glitter [Bridge] To be what I just can't Impale myself upon the horns I'm fighting just to be relevant I'll battle dance some unicorns [Outro] I'm battle dancing unicorns I'm battle dancing unicorns, oh yeah I'm battle dancing unicorns I'm battle dancing unicorns With glitter With glitter With glitter We'll be battle dancing unicorns with glitter