At Least I’m Not Like All Those Other Old Guys

Lyrics

I'm twenty-nine years old Still wearing the wallet chain Like I was twenty-eight I'm wearing my vans right now So high school kids Will think that I can skate I've got a degree in science Yet shaking my fists in defiance Anyway, I'm not cliche I hardly own any ties I may be old But at least I'm not like all those other old guys I'm watching MTV for fashion tips So I can say that I saw it first Backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee; Say I'm cool Just like Fred Durst I pay almost all my bills I sleep on a futon still Anyway, I'm not cliche I hardly own any ties I may be old But at least I'm not like all those other old guys I may be old But at least I'm not like all those other old guys