Megacolon

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Moanin' and a-heavin' on a hot sticky can I'm cravin' chocolate Ex-Lax and my G.E. fan I'm taggin' on the wall how I got in this jam It said "M.S.G, money, margaritas and my man" Storing up my supper, coffee and my snacks The shit's piling up, kinda feels like a cramp Instant relief is what I need to ease The megacolon that's inside of me [Verse 2] Nightmares of my dinner at the China Doll Thinkin' 'bout my wardrobe, gonna get at the mall T.V. Guide, Cosmo, I'm running out of mags And I just smoked a pack of my Kool fags Finger in my hole, getting into the dig There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig My man calls me Cherry, think's I'm uptight But I'm gonna blow him off 'cause I'm dynamite [Chorus] She's Sandra H. not Sandra D And my lady Y-Vonne standing next to me She said "Holy shit," I said "Yes that is it" Now our megacolon is a big, big hit [Interlude] Megacolon [Verse 2] Thinkin' 'bout my man, it really makes me sick The shit got soft, steamy slick It came out in a blast that was really foul Forget the White Cloud, I need a Bounty towel I need a new life, I've gotta reform I can't take my strife in this thunderstorm I gotta be strong, got to be brave Don't wanna bear the title 'Miss Toilet Slave' [Chorus] I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D With my lady Y-Vonne standing next to me We are fly white girls ruling in New York City Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty We were hanging out in bars looking for a groom When we met each other in the ladies room She said "Holy shit," I said "Yes that is it" Now Megacolon is a big big hit [Interlude] Megacolon [Outro] Fly white girls ruling in New York City Fly white girls ruling in New York City Fly white girls ruling in New York City Fly white girls ruling in New York City Fly white girls ruling in New York City Fly white girls ruling in New York City