Sparkling Water!

Lyrics

[Intro] Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! (f-f-f-filtered on the beat) [Chorus] McDonald's Sprite? How 'bout sparkling water? Want less sugar? You don't even have to bother The flavors are superb, try the grape Sparkling water makes you feel super, no need for a cape Give me a choice? Sparkling water I choose Sorry, Sprite, you lose! [Post-Chorus] Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! [Verse 1] Hey, it's fil', I'm here to help you figure out What kind of sparkling water, and what amount You could choose the thirty pack, or more and fewer Don't shake the can, or you'll get a spewer You can drink it straight, or with a metal straw You've heard of other seltzers, man, fuck White Claw Me, right now? I'm drinking the Waterloo I recommend, here, you can have a cup, too Zero calories, zero sugar, zero calories, zero sugar, across the whole can And Coke bought AHA? Wrong choice, man [Chorus] McDonald's Sprite? How 'bout sparkling water? Want less sugar? You don't even have to bother The flavors are superb, try the grape Sparkling water makes you feel super, no need for a cape Give me a choice? Sparkling water I choose Sorry, Sprite, you lose! [Post-Chorus] Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! [Verse 2] Free advertisement to every single brand, am I sponsored? This album's already a hit, go buy some tickets to the concert So bubbly, I think my jaw hurts Speaking of, try Bubly, it's bussin', too much for words Most flavors are nice, but the blackberry matches my aesthetic That purple is fuckin' electric, fuckin' epic Next is title track, the best name ever No sugars, no nothing, how fuckin' clever I think you might as well welcome me to carbonated nation I'll stock up at the nearest gas station [Chorus] McDonald's Sprite? How 'bout sparkling water? Want less sugar? You don't even have to bother The flavors are superb, try the grape Sparkling water makes you feel super, no need for a cape Give me a choice? Sparkling water I choose Sorry, Sprite, you lose! [Post-Chorus] Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! [Outro] Chug! Ch-chug! Chug! Chug! Ch-chug, chug! Chug! Ch-chug! Chug! Chug! Ch-chug, chug!