Lyrics

Waistcoats, braces and a cheap smile Keep them in a big pile make them die Paint those nails, paint them like a big child Indie growing metaphile they'll catch my eye You look like a hairstyle, you look like a boy named Kyle. You look like a hairstyle, you look vile You look like a hairstyle, you look like a boy named Kyle. You look like a hairstyle, you look vile And they say "Watch your mouth, or they'll never put your record out They'll print your vinyl inside out, I should know Don't say fuck, it's better to say truck or duck; I was in a band once, I should know." [Chorus] You indie monster, you've got a shrunken head Even when you're at your best I'd still like to bump heads until you Stop breathing! Stop breathing! I want you dead Even when you look your best you still look underfed I keep seeing you skulking round nightclubs with your ridiculous head I wonder, oh I wonder, 'bout all those things you said; And now I've got this urge, it comes and seldom goes away: I'm tying conkers to a lace, and smashing teeth right off your face! [Chorus] You indie monster, you've got a shrunken head Even when you're at your best I'd still like to bump heads until you Stop breathing! Stop breathing! I want you dead! Even when you're at your best you still look underfed You can't be found Go slide around (You are teh suck) You're not much (You are teh suck) more than baggage You can't be found Go slide around (You are teh suck) You're not much (You are teh suck) more than baggage (You are teh suck) You can't be found (You are teh suck) Go slide around (You are teh suck) You're not much (You are teh suck) more than baggage (You are teh suck) I left you in the (You are teh suck) ground (You are teh suck) Turn those (You are teh suck) speakers up real (You are teh suck) loud, away! You can't be found Go slide around (You are teh suck) You're not much (You are teh suck) more than baggage now