Lyrics

There was a turtle by the name of Bert And Bert the Turtle was very alert When nature threatened him he never got hurt He knew just what to do Sometimes Captain A-Bomb Writes his mum a nice song Like daisy chains and ping pong Flower pots and King Kong And then sometimes He goes out sometimes While drinking Like a lout, sometimes He turns to great big bongs and ding dongs Kylie's greatest hit songs All about neon paints and ring wrongs More valances, ding dong Then sometimes It's all about the music Sometimes Then sometimes It's all about the face Sometimes Sometimes Sometimes Captain A-Bomb Writes his mum a nice song Daisy chains and King Kong Flower pots and ping pong Sometimes Captain A-Bomb Writes his mum a nice song Like daisy chains and King Kong Flower pots and ping pong And great big bongs and ding dongs And Kylie's greatest hit songs Sometimes Sometimes Captain A-Bomb Writes his mum a nice song Sometimes Captain A-Bomb Like daisy chains and ping pong Sometimes Captain A-Bomb Like flower pots and King Kong Sometimes Captain A-Bomb He writes his mum a nice song Sometimes (Sometimes Captain A-Bomb) He writes his mum a nice song Sometimes (Sometimes Captain A-Bomb) Like daisy chains and ping pong Some how (Sometimes Captain A-Bomb) This turned to great big bongs and ding dongs Sometimes (Sometimes Captain A-Bomb) He writes his mum a nice song