Seven Drunken Nights

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Oh, as I went home on monday night As drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse outside the door Where my old horse should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her "Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that horse outside the door Where my old horse should be?" [Verse 2] Ay, you're drunk You're drunk you silly old fool Still you cannot see That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've travelled A hundred miles or more But a saddle on a sow, sure, I never saw before [Verse 3] And as I went home on tuesday night As drunk as drunk could be I saw a coat behind the door Where my old coat should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her "Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that coat behind the door Where my old coat should be?" [Verse 4] Ay, you're drunk You're drunk you silly old fool Still you cannot see That's a woolen blanket That me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've travelled A hundred miles or more But buttons on a blanket, sure, I never saw before [Verse 5] And as I went home on wednesday night As drunk as drunk could be I saw a pipe upon the chair Where my old pipe should be Well I called me wife and I said to her "Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that pipe upon the chair Where my old pipe should be?" [Verse 6] Ay, you're drunk You're drunk you silly old fool Still you cannot see That's a lovely tin whistle That me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've travelled A hundred miles or more But tobacco in a tin whistle, sure, I never saw before [Verse 7] And I went home on thursday night As drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots beneath the bed Where my old boots should be Well I called me wife and I said to her "Will you kindly tell to me Who owns them boots beneath the bed Where my old boots should be?" [Verse 8] Ay, you're drunk You're drunk you silly old fool Still you cannot see They're two lovely geranium pots me mother sent to me Well, its many a day I've travelled A hundred miles or more But laces in geranium pots I never saw before [Verse 9] And as I went home on friday night As drunk as drunk could be I saw a head upon the bed Where my old head should be Well I called me wife and I said to her "Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that head upon the bed Where my old head should be?" [Verse 10] Ay, you're drunk You're drunk you silly old fool Still you cannot see That's a baby boy that me mother sent me Well, its many a day I've travelled A hundred miles or more But a baby boy with his whiskers on, sure I never saw before [Verse 11] Ay, you're drunk You're drunk you silly old fool Still you cannot see That's a baby boy that me mother sent me Well, its many a day I've travelled A hundred miles or more But a baby boy with his whiskers on, sure I never saw before