Lyrics

You can't get inside our house, you look for the keys You shiver with cold in the darkness, you cower and freeze You can't get to work, 'cause the new car is broken The tires are flat and the trunk lid is open Your boss, full of anger and rage, is gonna give you the sack You're late for a date and you hurry to be there on time You say it's because I'm so lazy, what a horrible crime I'm a selfish old bastard stealing the hours In days full of sun and in days full of showers I slow you down, it's a shame – I'm on the wrong track Blame it on me It's all up to you I'll shoulder the load. I confess. I profess I swear it's all true So blame it on me Whatever will be Wherever I'll be Go on, blame it on me I don't make a fortune. You say: "You can't cope with your life!" My bank account is deep in the red, it's trouble and strife I don't own a house, I got holes in my shoes Looking at me just gives you the blues I spend all my money on clobber and bottles of Jack Blame it on me It's all up to you I'll shoulder the load. I confess. I profess I swear it's all true So blame it on me Whatever will be Wherever I'll be Go on, blame it on me I got some mushrooms and herbs, I know where they grow I cooked them at home just for you, a fine meal to go And a few hours later, you're feeling quite bad You're ringing me up and I feel so sad The connection is lost and I know, you'll never call back Blame it on me It's all up to you I'll shoulder the load. I confess. I profess I swear it's all true So blame it on me Whatever will be Wherever I'll be Go on, blame it on me Wherever I'll be Go on, blame it on me So blame it on me Whatever will be