I Am a Doctor

Lyrics

I am a doctor I know what you need A pelvic sort of examination There'll be no pain No pain No pain No pain No pain I am a doctor Have a seat Will ya fill out these forms I'll be with you in a moment A moment A moment A moment A moment A moment No hope No hope No hope No hope Let's make love I am an engineer You're doing that all wrong See those stress points there They'll never hold up Never Never Never Never No hope No hope No hope No hope Let's make love I am a psychiatrist Tell me your problems So you hate your mother Tell me your deepest thoughts I can help you You can trust me I can help you You can trust me