Double-O Fat Boys

Lyrics

[Chorus] Double-O Fat Boys Double-O Fat Boys Double-O Fat Boys Got a license to chill [Verse 1] We were the Fat Boys for the CIA So let me tell you how we rock for the USA The Russians have spies in the club in disguise To hang out with the b-boys and the girls so fly Reporting to the Kremlin with a walkie-talkie "We got the lowdown on the big okey-doke We can rule the world with the human beat noise If we make a good copy of the real Fat Boys" [Chorus] Double-O Fat Boys Double-O Fat Boys Double-O Fat Boys Got a license to chill [Verse 2] Months of research went into the plan To dominate the minds of Americans They searched and searched 'til they found the right act Fed them on spaghetti and tons of Big Macs "We're Kool Ruskie and Boris D And Comrade Box completes the three With a rap so smooth and sounds so sweet Jamming the airwaves and rocking the beat" But CIA got wise to the game Called us up and just explained "We need you boys to help with the plan To keep the beat safe for Uncle Sam A big show is planned for Madison Square We know the Russians will be there Should you accept, it is your mission To keep the beat safe from a bad imitation" [Chorus] Double-O Fat Boys (Fighting for the beat, rocking the nation) Double-O Fat Boys (Saving it from extermination) Double-O Fat Boys Got a license to chill [Chorus] Double-O Fat Boys Double-O Fat Boys Double-O Fat Boys Double-O Fat Boys [Verse 3] Off we go with open eyes To learn how to be Fat Boy spies I got a gun that fits in my palm And Buffy got a secret pizza bomb We learned kung fu, we learned karate We learned how to outspy anybody Everyone knows that we dominate the beat Now the Russians gonna learn the meaning of defeat We get to the joint on the fateful day With a limousine by the CIA The air was tense, and we were ready Our rhymes was fresh, our nerves was steady The lights go on and the music is playing We go on stage, the crowd is swaying We rocked the house, without a doubt Then all of a sudden, the lights go out [Verse 4] I run for cover, I head for the door Someone hits me, I'm on the floor The next thing I know, I wake up in bed There's a Russian guard with a gun at my head "Now that we've captured the real McCoys We're gonna substitute our own Fat Boys American kids will never doubt it There's nothing you can do about it" [Chorus] Double-O Fat Boys Double-O Fat Boys [Outro] "Oh no, this is terrible! What will happen to the Fat Boys? Will the beat be safe from the Russians? Find out, tune in next time, same fat time, same fat channel..."