Cameltoe

Lyrics

[Intro] Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-uh-uh-uh Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, uh-huh Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, uh-huh Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, uh-huh Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, uh-huh [Verse 1] Walking down the street, something caught my eye A growing epidemic that really ain't fly This middle aged lady, I gotta be blunt Her spandex biker shorts were creepin' up the front I could see her uterus, her pants was too tight She must'nt own panties, there were none in sight She walked right by, the poor woman didn't know She had a frontal wedgie, a cameltoe [Chorus] Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe [Verse 2] Girl, that's gotta hurt, take some time and adjust Can't you see people staring and making a fuss? Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance Is your crotch hungry, girl? 'Cause it's eating your pants Do you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings? The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing In public putting on an X-rated show Grossin' people out with your cameltoe [Chorus] Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe [Verse 3] First day of spring and by the looks of things These girls have forgotten how to dress A little too quick wearin' pum pum shorts And it's causin' me much distress Whoop, there it is, y'all, right in the front Everybody come and get a good look I can see everything through the panty cling Every cranny and every nook Better take a quick minute before you step outside And check the area that's pubic Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch All twisted up like Rubik Take words of advice 'cause it's not very nice I wanna put you all in the know Girls, don't sleep, don't let your pants creep Watch out for the cameltoe [Chorus] Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe [Outro] Freak it out, freak it out Freak it out, freak it out Freak it out, freak it out Freak it out, freak it out