Lyrics

Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke You gotta understand It's just our bringin' up-ke That gets us out of hand Our mothers all are junkies Our fathers all are drunks Golly Moses, naturally we're punk! Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset; We never had the love that ev'ry boy oughta get We ain't no delinquents We're misunderstood Deep down inside us there is good! There is good! There is good, there is good There is untapped good! Like inside, the worst of us is good! (That's a touchin' good story Lemme tell it to the world! Just tell it to the judge.) Dear kindly Judge, your Honor My parents treat me rough With all their marijuana They won't give me a puff They didn't wanna have me But somehow I was had Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad! Officer Krupke, you're really a square; This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care! It's just his neurosis that oughta be cured He's psychologic'ly disturbed! I'm disturbed! We're disturbed, we're disturbed We're the most disturbed Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed (Hear ye, Hear ye, in the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account of he ain't had a normal home Hey, I'm depraved because I'm deprived! So take him to a headshrinker Headshrinker, you! Me? You!) My father is a bastard My ma's an S.O.B My grandpa's always plastered My grandma pushes tea My sister wears a mustache My brother wears a dress Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess! Yes! Officer Krupke, you're really a slob This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job Society's played him a terrible trick And sociologic'ly he's sick! I am sick! We are sick, we are sick We are sick, sick, sick Like we're sociologically we're sick! (In my opinion, this child doesn't need his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease! Hey, I got a social disease! Just take him to the social worker!) Dear kindly social worker They say go make some dough Like be a soda jerker Which means I'll be a schmo! It's not I'm anti-social It's just I'm anti-work Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk! (Officer Krupke, you've done it again This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen It ain't just a question of misunderstood; Deep down inside him, he's no good!) I'm no good! We're no good, we're no good! We're no earthly good Like the best of us is no damn good! The trouble is he's lazy The trouble is he drinks The trouble is he's crazy The trouble is he stinks The trouble is he's growing The trouble is he's grown Krupke, we've got troubles of our own! Gee, Officer Krupke We're down on our knees 'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease Gee, Officer Krupke What are we to do? Gee, Officer Krupke Fuck you!