Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Mr. Sandman showing his beam When he walks into the room, the walls lean in to listen Surfed-out brain waves flick back and forth Like old headlights sniffing model glue again Head like a steel trap, wish I didn't, I didn't I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I don't Just want to be a footnote In someone else's happiness [Pre-Chorus] Does your husband know the way that The sunshine gleams from your wedding band? Does he know the way, does he know the way Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night? [Chorus] But I will never end up like him Behind my back, I already am Keep a calendar, this way you will always know The last time you came through Oh darling, I know what you're goin' through The last time you came through Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling [Verse 2] Aww, tempest in a teacup, get unique Peroxide princess, shine like shark teeth It's a sign (It's a sign), it's a sign (It's a sign) It's a sign, what if you peaked early? [Pre-Chorus] And does your husband know the way that The sunshine gleams from your wedding band? Does he know the way, does he know the way Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night? Does he, does he know the way I worship our love? And does your husband know the way That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band? [Chorus] But I will never end up like him Behind my back, I already am Keep a calendar, this way you will always know The last time you came through Oh darling, I know what you're goin' through The last time you came through Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling [Bridge] Oh, does your husband know? Does your husband know? Does your husband know? Does he know? Does he know? Does he know? [Chorus] But I will never end up like him Behind my back, I already am Keep a calendar, this way you will always know Oh, the last time you came through Oh darling, I know what you're goin' through The, the last time you came through Oh darling, I know what you're goin' through