Hipster Girl

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Plaid skirt, T-shirt Thick-rim glasses Vacant, vegan Six art classes Straight As, lattes Mumford passes She's got leisure novels, man As big as that ass is Don't mean to be rude I'm not as cool as you I saw you from my res, girl You're different from the rest, girl Don't mean to be crass But you can shake that Fjällräven Cause you don't wear name brands Except your pair of Ray Bans So if you're in the mood I'll take you out to Whole Foods Try out all the samples And buy you all those lentils Then if you're in the mood I'll take you up to your room I won't tell you what to do, no Cause it probably isn't cool enough [Chorus] Cause she's so fine But you probably never heard about her She's all mine But you probably never heard about her She so fine But you probably never heard about my Hipster Girl My hipster girl Cause she's so fine But you probably never heard about her She's all mine But you probably never heard about her She so fine But you probably never heard about my Hipster girl My hipster girl [Verse 2] She said her name was Maris, uh Told me she was born in Paris Said she travelin' the world, leaving pronto But really, she ain't ever left Toronto She wears some sort of face hook And she ain't ever really one to go to jams Oh lord, got rid of her Facebook And now she picking up the slack on her 'gram (#Foodporn) Put on that hashtag, yeah She got her jeans from 1993 Copped the Reeboks before Yeezy Brought AOL back from the dead But she still don't use it cause it's not cool yet Pocky in her lips Bumpin' A$AP Rocky in the whip Got the Tamagachi in her pocket You ever play pokemon, baby She's on Team Rocket [Chorus] Cause she's so fine But you probably never heard about her She's all mine But you probably never heard about her She so fine But you probably never heard about my Hipster girl My hipster girl Cause she's so fine But you probably never heard about her She's all mine But you probably never heard about her She so fine But you probably never heard about my Hipster Girl My hipster girl My hipster girl Said I knew you before you was you Said I love you boo boo boo boo She's a hipster (repeated)