Love Survival Guide

Lyrics

One, Two One, Two, Three, Four Oh, There's nothing here 'bout that in this stupid guide book Don't let them take you for a ride One great leap back and we can all take part in that dated dancing Steps laid out in love survival guide Focus groups say that's OK just wear that sweater Meet me on the street then act surprised One more time when they come in kind and it all gets better Don't you let your government decide I don't have a feeling for these golden days I only really know what's right I'm not really sure how I want to behave But I want you to be my guide No, there's nothing here 'bout you in this stupid guide book Don't let me take you for a ride One great leap forward and we can all take apart this dated dancing Steps laid out in love survival guide I don't have a feeling for these golden days I only really know what's right I'm not really sure when I want to behave But I want you for my guide I know some people have natural affinity Some people know how to survive Without a guide I need a guide