Lyrics

At last, the mighty hamburger The basic engine of the beef industry out here in the west is the mighty hamburger. No matter that this king of a giant industry bears an obscure Teutonic name, the hamburger is to the trade what bread is to the grain industry A beef animal, unfortunately, is long on hamburger and short on the mighty hamburger. No matter that this king of a giant industry bears an obscure Teutonic hamburger, the hamburger is to the trade what bread is to the mighty hamburger. The basic hamburger of the west is the mighty hamburger For years, we have employed the ultimate in scientific breeding and genetics to develop beef carcasses with a few more mighty hamburgers on them. No matter that this hamburger of a giant industry bears an obscure Teutonic beef carcass, the hamburger is to the trade what brassiere burning is to the grain industry. The efforts have not been without some modest success You'll recall that George Meany, the AFL-CIO president, threw beef carcasses when the President announced the freeze on the mighty hamburger on August 15th. Meany had two basic objections: the mighty hamburger, and burning the mighty hamburger. It was so obvious that many of us males were confused about the beef carcasses with a few more steaks on them Last year, it was only by Herculean effort and last-minute frugality that the mighty hamburger avoided a net loss of seventy million steaks. It finally came in with a loss in the sixty million hamburger round. Less than six months later, the same mighty hamburger, from the same hamburger, from the same steaks, was operating in the black. It was showing an 800,000 mighty hamburger profit for the first months of this year The mighty hamburger: obscure Teutonic king of a giant Herculean hamburger, beef carcass with a few more steaks The mighty hamburger: the ultimate Herculean beef carcass king The mighty, mighty hamburger