Lyrics

I've had many people to ask me to put this on recording And we're coming to you for all of you that are present here tonight Dope, gambling, women dancing Deuces wild, cooncan, and tunk Many pleasures of life are used But I happen to prefer the snatch Prestige, honor Money, women, men, nothing Irene, Laura And old gal Sue I have made up in my mind That nothing is gonna stop me From making the snatch See, I'm not gonna fool around here And-and miss all these women All these good-looking women Let me get Laura Let me have Mabel And let me get old gal Sue Fannie Lou, and all I can find-- I got to make the snatch I would just get on out there and get with Marvin Gaye Jackson Five, Gladys Knight and the Pips Hey, man, Smokey Robinson And everybody else, and I'd just have me a time So don't miss that snatch I'd like to say to- to the brothers That no matter how well, how well they are shaped How long their hair is They are not worth missing the snatch Sister, I don't care how tall, dark And handsome that man might be He is not worth missing the snatch Two will be in the bed And one snatch And then let me go on to the disco On to the disco, getting the Saturday Night Fever Let me go on to the disco On to the disco, and let me just have me a good time And then let me go on to the disco On to the disco, getting the Saturday Night Fever Let me go on to the disco On to the disco, and let me just have me a good time Go on to the disco, humping and bumping On to the disco, getting the Saturday Night Fever Go on to the disco, limping and pimping On to the disco, and let me just have me a good time Go on to the disco, humping and bumping On to the disco, getting the Saturday Night Fever Go on to the disco, limping and pimping On to the disco, and let me just have me a good time There have been other little snatches before the big one See, if there have already been some, there would be some more after the big one If you miss the big one, then don't plan on getting involved, if you miss the first one The snatch is imminent The snatch is at hand The snatch could come any day now We gotta be ready when Jesus cums