Everybody’s Talking About Jamie

Lyrics

[Verse 1] You shoulda seen it, you shoulda been there You won't believe the shit we saw that went down in There The men were women, the girls were fellas He did a rain dance wearing nothing but umbrellas, pass it on [Verse 2] There was a lady, she had a sister But it was kinda weird the way the lady kissed her There was a woman whose name was Norman And the frilly knickers? That was just the doorman, pass it on There was a doorman, whose name was Norman And then the doorman kissed his sister, she's a Mormon I heard there's dungeons inside the cellars Where they rain down pain and spank you with umbrellas [Chorus] Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress Who was born to impress Everybody's talking 'bout the things that he wore Everybody's listening 'cause we need to know more Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the wig 'Cause he's gonna be big Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-ay-ay-amie [Verse 3] And there was music, and there was dancing And all the drag queens have to lipsynch 'cause they can't sing, sit up And there was smoking, and there was boozing And there were boys who looked like girls which were confusing, pass it on So what's a lip-synch? Is that like kissing? Yeah, he kissed a girl whose girlie parts were missing [Chorus] Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie Everybody's talking 'bout the boy on the stage Who broke out of his cage Everybody's talking 'bout the switch and the lips Everybody's talking 'bout the tits and the hips Everybody's talking 'bout that crazy kid And all the things that he did Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-ay-amie [Bridge] Everybody's talking about Jamie Everybody's talking about Jamie Everybody's talking about Jamie Everybody's talking about Jamie Everybody's talking about Jamie Everybody's talking about Jamie Everybody's talking about Jamie Everybody's talking about Jamie Everybody's talking about Jamie [Chorus] Everybody's talking about Jamie Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress Who was born to express! Everybody's talking and we're talking about the eyes And the thighs and the puh-puh-puh-pout Everybody's talking and there ain't no doubt Who we're dying to see Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-amie