Big Fun

Lyrics

[The KIDS cheer] [RAM] Dad says, "Act our age" You heard the man, it's time to rage [KIDS] Blast the bass, turn out the light Ain't nobody home tonight [RAM] Drink, smoke, it's all cool Let's get naked in my pool [KIDS] Punch the wall and start a fight Ain't nobody home tonight [KURT] His folks got a waterbed Come upstairs and rest your head [RAM] Let's rub each other's backs While watchin' porn on Cinemax [KIDS] Ahh The folks are gone It's time for big fun (Big fun) We're up 'til dawn Havin' some big fun (Big fun) When mom and dad forget To lock the liquor cabinet It's big fun (Big fun) Big fun, woo! [VERONICA, spoken] Okay, okay, okay, so, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot [HEATHER MCNAMARA, spoken] No, it's salt, then shot— [HEATHER CHANDLER, spoken] You're doing it wrong [VERONICA, spoken] Wait, really? 'Cause I feel great [PREPPY STUD, spoken] Veronica, you are lookin' good tonight [VERONICA, spoken] Woah [VERONICA] A hot guy smiled at me Without a trace of mockery [KIDS] Everyone's high as a kite Ain't nobody home tonight [VERONICA] Stoned, zoned, I should quit Hey, is that weed? I want a hit [KIDS] Fill that joint and roll it tight Ain't nobody home tonight [VERONICA] Dreams are comin' true When people laugh, but not at you I'm not alone, I'm not afraid I feel like Bono at LiveAid [KIDS] Ahh The house is ours It's time for big fun (Big fun) Let's use their showers That sounds like big fun (Big fun) Crack open one more case [VERONICA, spoken] I think that's what they call third base [KIDS] Big fun (Big fun) Big fun [VERONICA, spoken] That actually looks like— [KIDS] Big fun (Big fun) Big fun, woo! [KURT, spoken] Alright, people, listen up What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game? [RAM, spoken] Gonna make 'em go whee, whee, whee, whee [KIDS] Big fun, big fun [HEATHER DUKE, spoken] Way to show maturity [KIDS] Big fun, big fun [HEATHER DUKE, spoken] Quit it jackass, get off of me [KIDS] Big fun, big fun [VERONICA, spoken] Yo, Ram, emergency I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence [RAM, spoken] I hate freshmen Where are you little pricks? I'm comin' for you [VERONICA, spoken] Hey, are you okay? [HEATHER DUKE, spoken] I didn't need your help [VERONICA, spoken] Aww Thanks, Heather, but I don't really have to vomit right now [VERONICA cackles] [KIDS] The party's hot, hot, hot It's time for big fun (Big fun) [KURT, spoken] You need a jello shot [KIDS] We're havin' big fun (Big fun) [HEATHER CHANDLER] Martha Dumptruck in the flesh [HEATHER DUKE] Here comes the cootie squad We should— [HEATHER CHANDLER] Shut up, Heather [HEATHER DUKE] Sorry, Heather [HEATHER MCNAMARA] Look who's with her – Oh my God [HEATHERS] Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Dang-dang, diggety-dang-a-dang [VERONICA, spoken] I can't believe you actually came [MARTHA, spoken] It's exciting, right? Oh, I wanna say hello to Ram I brought sparkling cider [HEATHER CHANDLER] Showing up here took some guts Time to rip 'em out [HEATHER DUKE] Well, who's this pig remind you of? Especially the snout [HEATHER CHANDLER] Ha [HEATHERS] Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang [RAM, spoken] Where the hell are those freshmen? [MARTHA, spoken] Hi, Ram I— I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note [RAM, spoken] What note? Why do you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal Pff, there's no alcohol in here Are you trying to poison me? [KIDS] Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Diggety-dang-a-dang The folks are gone It's time for big fun (Big fun) We're up 'til dawn Havin' some big fun (Big fun) So let the speakers blow They'll buy another stereo Our folks got no clue 'Bout all the shit their children do Why are they surprised? Whenever we're unsupervised It's big fun (Big fun) Big fun (Big fun) Big fun, big fun Woo! [The KIDS laugh]