The Deal

Lyrics

[ENGINEER, spoken] Monsieur Chris, you're late What, she kept you up all night? [ENGINEER] We had a deal for Kim but that's on ice I'm sorry, Sergeant, but I've changed the price [CHRIS, spoken] What are you talking about? [ENGINEER] I need a visa from your embassy Hey, you give me that, you get the girl for free [CHRIS] Jesus Christ! Cut the crap! This money's all I've got I don't give visas out [CHRIS points a handgun at the ENGINEER.] Is this a deal or not? You tell me [ENGINEER] Oh shit! Okay, okay, the money, it will do [CHRIS, spoken] Down [ENGINEER] It's down Too bad, I had a Rolex watch for you It's yours, take it I'll get my papers in another way [CHRIS, spoken] Right [ENGINEER] I'll make a rich man of some attaché, you asshole! With little shits like him you take the bucks and run He gave me six weeks income, I'll be gone in one I'll castrate you next time I see you, little shit! [GIRLS] One of us girls is moving on One girl will get out of Saigon [GIGI] So look who's really Miss Saigon? [GIRLS, variously] She'll leave this wasted land behind She'll live the movie in my mind [MAN spoken] They're here! [GIRLS, variously] Look how he bought her a new dress You did a job on him I guess [KIM] He simply asked me I said, "Yes" [GIRLS] Come on, let's bless the new princess