Trade Mark

Lyrics
You've got a welfare meeting Which lasts from 3 to 10 The topic of the conversation, as usual Was the scarcity of men Now, Mary Brown had several While others had none But asked to tell in plain words Just how this was done, so she said You gotta have a trademark A different kind of brand You gotta have a classy label Wrapped around the can You gotta pass out samples You got to give a prize And place it on the billboard for readers 'Cause it pays to advertise It's got to be as standard as the oil And as popular as the porn 'Cause if you have what the public wants They'll pay your room and board Then two, you've gotta give 'em service 'Cause that's mighty essential too Just have somethin' good, don't worry, it's understood Success will come rollin' home to you You got to have everything the public wants Every known make and brand Direction in plain English and paste it 'cross the can Credit leads to bankrupt, brother, so that don't appeal to me Charge accounts to no one 'cause I'm strictly C.O.D Oh, I'm fair with all my customers and I'm honest with my scale Course I'm kinda particular about my measurements but I never ring no sale Don't worry, I got ice for them that's hot, pepper for them that's cold Ketchup for them that's far behind and youth for them that's old So you see I've got a trademark, 'cause that's essential too In fact, just have something good, it's fairly understood Bucks will come rolling home to ya
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Credits
- Writers
- Sidney Easton