Supermom / It’s Brutal

Lyrics

[TV VOICES] Oh-oh-oh-oh! We're Haruki and the superbombs Woah-hoh-hoh-hoh! We're Haruki and the superbombs [KATE, spoken] Grayson, Violet! Turn the TV down, please! Great, now that's stuck in my head... (sung) They didn't teach me how to do this Sure, I've got an MBA (A, A, A) Thought that if you could afford kids It wouldn't have to be this way But not once at Harvard Did I build a cardboard recreation Of the war between the states What's this button? Jesus, that's the oven When's the last time that I used it? Must have been 2008 [KATE & TV VOICES] I don't wanna be a supermom Oh-oh-oh-oh! Never gonna be a supermom [KATE] Life was meticulous You've got us into this Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh [KATE & TV VOICES] No! I don't wanna be a supermom! [ADAM] (spoken) Lila, please do not start another video game? It's time for school (sung) Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum (spoken) Lila, shut it down! It's like a cranial drill... (sung) It's brutal Kindergarten's brutal Separates the boys from the daddies Wear a hazmat suit if you have it It's brutal Kindergarten's brutal A rookie Dumb, innocent rookie Never met disaster until she Dropped a cookie Her grimy little cookie It's filthy Kindergarten's filthy You take your life in your hands on the playground Ringing ears from the screech when she falls down In a tone that only dogs can hear Burn your clothes when the day is over I'll drink a lot and I might recover Till tomorrow when it all starts again Till tomorrow when it all starts again [KATE & ADAM] Oh  (It's brutal) I will never be a supermom (Parenting is brutal) Oh-oh-oh-oh! (It's brutal) Never gonna be a supermom (This is brutal!) Oh-oh-oh-oh! (It's brutal) I don't wanna be a supermom (Parenting is brutal) Oh-oh-oh-oh! [BOTH] It's freaking brutal!