If You Wanna Be Happy

Lyrics

[Chorus] (If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So, from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you) If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So, from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you [Verse 1] A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he marries her then she starts To do the things that will break his heart [Verse 2] But if you make an ugly woman your wife You'll be happy for the rest of your life An ugly woman cooks meals on time She'll always give you peace of mind [Chorus] If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch [Chorus] If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So, from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you [Bridge, spoken] Say man! (Hey, baby!) I saw your wife the other day! (Yeah?) Yeah, an' she's ugly! (Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!) Yeah, alright! [Chorus] (If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife) So, from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you (If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So, from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So, from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So, from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you)