Clara’s Climax

Lyrics

From the Upcoming Stage Musical, Topper Music by Galen H. Brown Lyrics by Eric Zaccar Up and down In and out At thrust eighty four, Cosmo gives a little shout Two minutes forty seconds, three times a week Before he rolls off to sleep, Cosmo kisses my cheek What is an orgasm What is a sexual peak I've cringed each time I've heard the terms Never thought they'd be words I'd speak Or pleasures that I'd ever seek I want to yearn I want to burn I want to reach that point and not return I want to giggle I want to wiggle I want to writhe all over the bed and wrigglе I wish Cosmo would have a taste Of what Nature placеd Below my waist Our sex is always cut and paste Leaving me feeling so chaste I want to rave I want to crave I want to squeal like a tormented slave I want to peak I want to squeak I want to burst as if I've sprung a leak I wish Cosmo would put his face In my most private place It's no disgrace! Our sex is always such a race No foreplay, just straight to the chase! I know how to sneeze I can cough, I can wheeze I know how to burp and pass wind in the breeze I can frown and can smirk I can make my knee jerk But why can't I make my body go Berserk Out and in Down and up By thrust forty six, Cosmo's drooling like a pup Two minutes forty seconds, every third day I need to explode right now, there can be no more delay! What is a climax What is ecstatic release I've cringed before but now I crave An orgasm that will not cease Or I'll never know inner peace