Act II Finale

Lyrics

[ARTHUR, spoken] Lady, will you marry me? [LADY OF THE LAKE, spoken] I thought you'd never ask (Scene changes to the Vegas Drive-Up Wedding Chapel and the Girls enter in short Wedding Dresses) [GIRLS] We are not yet wed And we're nearly at the end It is time that we Went and found a friend Is there someone who Can help us in out quest? We're already dressed Although we're not yet wed (Enter the boys with top hats and tails) [MEN] We are not yet dead That's the best thing to be said We are not yet dead So we might as well get wed Could it be much worse Is marriage such a curse? Might as well get married Cos we are not yet wed (Wedding March. Enter Lancelot and Herbert married in great fashions) [HERBERT] So you see it's all a show, happy ending and all And that just makes me want to sing… (They all look for Father but he doesn't come on so Herbert starts to sing…) [HERBERT] When you're lost On life's trail And you feel doomed to fail Do not fail Find Your Male Find Your Male That's your Grail [LANCE, spoken] Just think Herbert, in a thousand years time this will still be controversial (Enter Robin, suitably dressed in white tie and tails) [ROBIN, spoken] And I too have found my grail [ENSEMBLE, spoken] What's that? [ROBIN, spoken] Musical Theatre! [ROBIN, sung] You can sing You can dance And you won't soil your pants In your white tie and tail Find your Grail Find your Grail [ENSEMBLE] Hallelujah! A Broadway wedding! (Enter Arthur and Guinevere married. Guinevere is in a gorgeous wedding gown) [ARTHUR & GUINEVERE] So be strong [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the bride [ARTHUR & GUINEVERE] Keep right on [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the groom [ARTHUR & GUINEVERE] To the end of your song [ENSEMBLE] Hallelujah [GUINEVERE] Do not fail Find your Male [ARTHUR] Dressed in 'mail' Find your Grail [ENSEMBLE] Sing Hallelujah they've found their grail [ARTHUR] Life is really up to you You must choose what to pursue [ENSEMBLE] A Broadway wedding [GUINEVERE] Set your mind on what to find And there's nothing you can't do [ALL] Go and find your grail [ARTHUR & GUINEVERE] So keep right to the end You'll find your goal my friend [ENSEMBLE] Find your friend! [ALL] Then the prize you won't fail Find your Grail Find your Grail! [FATHER, spoken] Stop that. Stop that. Stop it! No more bloody singing… (Lancelot whacks him on the head) [ENSEMBLE] For this is the Show that ends like this!