Swiss Colony Beef Log

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Stockings are hung near the chimney And the presents are under the tree And mama's in the kitchen Making some herbal tea Windows are covered with frost And the candles are all alight But as I wander through this quiet house Something just doesn't seem right [Chorus] You see, every year the neighbors bring us A Swiss Colony beef log But the neighbors aren't around (Around, around) There's no beeflog to be found this year [Post-Chorus] No beeflog [Verse 2] Christmas isn't Christmas Without a Swiss Colony beef log Without those cheeses and meat I don't think I can get along My mother tries to comfort me She says, "Here, son, have some eggnog" I fucking hate eggnog, seriously [Bridge] But what do I see? Underneath the tree? Grandma got a Swiss Colony beef log just for me Ah, ah, ah, grandma Swiss Colony beef log, baby That's what Christmas is all about A roly-poly Colony beef log, lady Makes a little boy scream and shout [Outro] Deck the halls with with boughs of Swiss Colony Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la (Sweet)