Lyrics

[Chorus] There's no way in hell I'm turning 25 this year I barely got the chance To live as if the planet's end is near [Verse 1] I'm looking down at a souvenir penny I bought when I was twenty Thinking "I coulda swore that I got that in Cleveland last weekend Can I pretend?" (I'll never die) [Verse 2] I have all the photos And I've racked up all the debt To convince your average bear I've lived a lifetime of regret [Verse 3] But I've been feelin' likе I'm stuck in beta I've seen the samе number on pay stubs Since I started working two months after I turned 15 (holy fuck) HOLY SHIT WAS THAT REALLY TEN YEARS [Bridge] All my friends settled down or got famous For better or worse I feel weightless Taking acid before the casino There's no consequences in limbo [Verse 4] I don't trust the people who give me advice Cause I wouldn't wanna live their fucking life I'm constantly in a state of almost making it Yet I feel further back than when I started so [Chorus] There's no way in hell I'm turning 25 this year I swear to god, no way in hell I'm turning 25 this year I swear to god, no way in hell I'm turning 25 this year I swear to god, no way in hell I'm turning 25 this year NO WAY IN HELL [Outro] There's no way in hell I'm turning 26 this year...