Funky Piano

Lyrics

[Intro] Huh-huh, huh, huh-huh, huh-huh, huh Are you ready? Woo Ladies and gentlemen We have searched the whole world over for the great entertainers And they are finally here tonight They are world-renowned, they are critically acclaimed It's (EPMD), and the almighty (DJ Scratch) It's party time, everybody Yo, what's up, P? Yo, nothin', man, just coolin' Kickin' back in the studio with DJ Scratch, my man Frank B Reminiscin' about how we was tryna shop our demo and everybody was dissin', you know what I'm sayin'? Yo, P, tell 'em what's up, man [Chorus] Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam Hear my jam with the funky piano [Verse 1: DJ Scratch] Straight from Brooklyn, from out the projects It's DJ Scratch, so girls, fix your Kotex The ruler, not Slick Rick, but the ruler on the mix With ten or more tricks Take flicks, prick, but please don't miss this Part, my DJ cut with his dick Yeah, slick, ain't it? See, your moms fainted Technics 1200 and watch Scratch train it I'ma step off and let Scratch collect dough While you hear my jam with the funky piano [Chorus] Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam Hear my jam with the funky piano [Post-Chorus] (Here with the movement of his hands) Who is the best? (Me) Stop lying (Go ask her mother) Who is the best? (Me) Stop lying (Go ask her mother) Who is the best? (Me) Stop lying (Go ask her mother) Who is the best? (Me) Stop lying (Go ask her mother) [Verse 2: PMD] A brief description, yeah, bust my DJ on the mix No line switch, to transform, cuts with his lips And feet, up and down is extra weak He strictly crossfades club mixes every week Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade Real name George Spivey, sports a hightop fade Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin' No arrows on the record or marks or needle poppin' From table to table, sports a Gucci cable EPMD's the group, Def Jam is the label Now I'ma step off while Scratch collects his dough And rock the funky scratch to the funky piano [Chorus] Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam Hear my jam with the funky piano [Post-Chorus] (Here with the movement of his hands) Who is the best? (Me) Stop lying (Go ask her mother) Who is the best? (Me) Stop lying (Go ask her mother) Who is the best? (Me) Stop lying (Go ask her mother) Who is the best? (Me) Stop lying (Go ask her mother) [Outro] Good, good God Good God Good God