Lyrics

[Spoken:] "Err, simmer down, ladies and gentlemen, simmer down, hey You're acting rather irresponsibly right now, damn you all" [Verse 1: Rou Reynolds] Hold your horses, steady now 'Cos we're floating precariously and therefore furthermore frivolously On tectonic plates Everything we stand on and everything we stand for Is rather unstable right now So I think I'll kill some time and have you done medium rare But I think I'll tease my palate with some crudités, just to prepare You see, we've had a joker in the pack now for quite some time So I reckon it's just about time we roast this swine [Verse 2: Rou Reynolds] Ahhrgh! This is a crock of shit I refuse to be fed! So knuckle down and use your head Can it sunshine, bottle it up you ponce Then knock me up a dish with some vol-au-vents Now I think we should take a leaf from the Romans' book (Throw it up, throw it up) Now I think we should take a leaf from the Romans' book (Throw it up, throw it up) Let's throw it up and start again Let's throw it up and start again [Drop: Rou Reynolds] Nicely does it now Steady Hold Hold - (target locked) Cop a load of this one Oh, yeah [Outro: Rou Reynolds] Ah, that was great, my compliments to the chef, I'm very satisfied So I'll be sure to dine here again, fine cuisine The stuffed cheeks were very agreeable All in all, a splendid spread