Fast

Lyrics

[BRONCO] If it didn't go fast, could rock-n-roll make you wanna twist Make you wanna shout, make you wanna dance? And if it didn't go fast, would a roller coaster make you wanna scream, make you wanna gasp, make you wanna wet your pants? [TEX, BRONCO AND TEX] And if it didn't go fast, could fast food have ever caught on? You gotta order fast, eat fast, leave You can slow down for the drive through a little bit, but if you gotta do You gotta order fast, eat fast, leave 'Cuz if it didn't go fast, it would never really last, so it better go fast [LORETTA, TEX, BRONCO, ALL] Listen up now! And if it didn't go fast, would Kitty Hawk have ever taken off Would a man have ever made it to the moon? And if it didn't go fast, could the Enterprisе enter hyperspacе Could Superman ever catch a goon? Or how about Batman, Thing, the Flash, or Flash Gordon Spiderman, or Supergirl, or Thor? Or how about the X-Men, Mod Squad, Josie and the Pussycats Scooby Doo, the Fantastic Four? They all went fast, 'cuz they had to go fast, 'cuz they wanted to last We fall in love fast, so we can take the rest of life slow; 'cause once you've gone to love, there ain't no place else to go So you better fall in love fast, or someone else just might Gentlemen, start your engines; buckle your seatbelts tight! [LORETTA, TEX, BRONCO, ALL] 'Cuz if it didn't go fast, could a Kawasaki ever pop a wheelie? Could a jeep do donuts in the parking lot? Could a motorbike jump over a monster truck? Could a monster truck jump over a motorbike? Could Mary Lou have ever scored the perfect ten? Could Martina have ever won at Wimbledon? Could Gretsky have ever won the Stanley Cup? Could Ty Cobb have ever batted three-sixty-seven? No! They had to go fast, 'cuz they wanted to last Well if it didn't go fast, would light ever reach us from the sun Or would the earth grow dark and freeze? And, if it didn't go fast, could fiber optic cable ever carry light Across the country into our TVs? If it didn't go fast, could I ever watch MTV or TNT or HBO or Nickelodeon? If it didn't go fast, could I download porn? (spoken) Just kidding 'bout the porn, you're the only porn I need (sung) 'Cuz they had to go fast, 'cuz they wanted to last We fall in love fast, so we can take the rest of life slow; 'cause once you've gone to love, there ain't no place else to go So you better fall in love fast, or someone else just might Gentlemen, start your engines; buckle your seatbelts tight! [LORETTA, BRONCO (spoken)] Listen up now 'cuz this is the good part! (Whoo!) [BRONCO] If it didn't go fast, could rock-n-roll make you wanna twist Make you wanna shout, make you wanna dance? And if it didn't go fast, would a roller coaster make you wanna scream, make you wanna gasp, make you wanna wet your pants? [TEX, BRONCO AND TEX] And if it didn't go fast, could fast food have ever caught on? You gotta order fast, eat fast, leave You can slow down for the drive through a little bit, but if you gotta do You gotta order fast, eat fast, leave 'Cuz if it didn't go fast, it would never really last, so it better go fast [LORETTA, TEX, BRONCO, ALL] Listen up now! And if it didn't go fast, would Kitty Hawk have ever taken off Would a man have ever made it to the moon? And if it didn't go fast, could the Enterprise enter hyperspace Could Superman ever catch a goon? Whoo! Or how about Batman, Thing, the Flash, or Flash Gordon Spiderman, or Supergirl, or Thor? Or how about the X-Men, Mod Squad, Josie and the Pussycats Scooby Doo, the Fantastic Four? They all went fast, 'cuz they had to go fast, 'cuz they wanted to last Maybe it's just too fast!