Lyrics

Tonight we'll watch the presidential candidates debate And I'll bike seventeen blocks down Haverford Avenue to buy a case And we'll pretend to know our facts As we verbally castrate the GOP And make our parents proud by voting early But whatever the outcome next year Mantua will still be here And I'll be sitting on the roof With my five best friends Talking real big game On all of our shitty bands I don't care what you believe You'll never be on the MTV So Madison Square Garden's our basement And if the cops show we'll find their replacement Tomorrow morning I'm scrambling every last egg in the goddamn fridge