Christmas Morning in My Girlfriend’s Car (Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong)

Lyrics

She played the violin Since she was a little ugly kid Her family spoke a dialect No one else here did She grew up in her grandfather's house So her folks could pay for school That's where we met It's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car And we're driving slow across the bridge Over the water It's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car Every thought I have is cringe But so what? Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong Uncle hates the government (ooh!) And her cousins all agree That's wеll and good til the guns come out And I say too much And they aim thеm straight at me (Shouted) All you brats complain about climate change, and the Amazon, [?] weapons delivery overseas Get out of my house! Now it's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car We're driving back across the bridge Over the water It's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car And every thought I have's still cringe Oh-whoah Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car We're driving back across the bridge Over the water It's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car And every thought I have's still cringe Please forgive me Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong I hold back in the [dawn pass ?] Our medic friend was assisting evacuees And sent a telegram video Of a burning Christmas tree Inside the ruins of a bomb damaged flat And the caption underneath Read "Happy New Year" Now it's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car And we watch him blowing up a bridge over the water It's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car And we've no right to be afraid (whoa-oh!) Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car And we watch him blowing up a bridge over the water It's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car And we've no right to be afraid Let's get married Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong [?]