​​world’s greatest ex

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Waiting room walls, eleven missed calls Convincing myself this is ex-protocol I promise he's sick as I text back my friend And wipe off his secret tears as I hit sent [Pre-Chorus] We were no contact and I was on the right track 'Cause you can't turn loving someone off You hit me out the blue and I'm not you So I show up if it feels good or not [Chorus] I won't get a medal for "Chillest Girl Around" I'm no good at settle or settling down I wasn't the one too unstable to be If you're "Mr. Reliable", why did you call me? You might be the best one at letting us go And I loved you too hard, that I lost you, I know But open the "Guinness Book Of Records", you'll see It says, "World's Greatest Ex" goes to me [Verse 2] Guess I'll always be your mother's favorite You can't teach someone to love like me (Love like me) You had me once, I hope you learn to savor it When you find someone different than me [Pre-Chorus] 'Cause now we're no contact, now I'm on the right track But, you can't turn loving someone off If you hit me out the blue, well, I'm not you I show up if it feels good or not [Chorus] I won't get a medal for "Chillest Girl Around" I'm no good at settle or settling down I wasn't the one too unstable to be If you're "Mr. Reliable", why did you call me? You might be the best one at letting us go And I loved you too hard, that I lost you, I know But open the "Guinness Book Of Records", you'll see It says, "World's Greatest Ex" goes to me [Bridge] What do I do when you still make me laugh? What do I do with that? (What do I? What do I?) How could I miss you? You broke up with me But, how could I not? No, really? (Oh, oh, oh) [Chorus] I won't get a medal (I won't get a medal) For "Chillest Girl Around" (Oh) I'm no good at settle or settling down I wasn't the one too unstable to be If you're "Mr. Reliable", why did you call me? You might be the best one at letting us go And I loved you too hard, that I lost you, I know But open the "Guinness Book Of Records", you'll see It says, "World's Greatest Ex" goes to me