Lyrics

[Intro] Oh my goodness, what have I done? Oh no, I can't believe it It's like I've got the whole world in my palm And I'm ready to (Drop bombs) [Verse 1] Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca It's the village in New York, right next to the Tribeca That's my sector, homosexual dissector Come again, rewind selector I said, "Nice rectum," I had a vi-sectomy Hector So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya Hannibal Lecter into guy sex and I bet ya I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya They say once bitten then twice shy, well I'm next to the guy With nine ecstasy pills and five extra Boxes of ripped condoms in quantities, why yes sir I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester? Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester Perform the home abortion with Dexter, then I guess I'll Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger, then digest her [Chorus] I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends [Verse 2] All my Westside bitches throw it up Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up Man, I think that he just fell off the deep end, showin' up So you better change the station to keep from throwing up Man, you seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it There's a penis on the floor and two balls, so you know who did it You know you with it, girl, don't front, oh no, you didn't I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls? Nicole, you kiddin'? I'll pee on Rihanna, see man, I do what I wanna Spray perfume in the sauna room, crazy-gluin' Madonna To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two, then sit on her Imagine the visual for that, man, who would've thought I Could ever be such a relentless prick, unleashing his vengeance But the chick's so old, she looks like she outlived a life sentence I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive [Chorus] I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends [Verse 3] Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab hold of this branch With both hands, man, they don't understand, I'm just a sick man Now everybody's pissed at me Like it's my fault his name rhymes with so many different words, jeez So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please? "Eminem, I'm coming to kill you *inhale* Always hated you, and I still do You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume *inhale* Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you You're taking this shit too far *inhale* Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire Every day I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboard Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore" [Chorus] I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends (Medicine ball, friends) [Outro] The world is mine