When Bad Meets Evil

Lyrics

[Intro: Eminem] Okay, children (Okay) Gather 'round (Okay) Let's all form a nice circle and sit Indian style (Okay) I'm going to read you a story (Yeah) This is a tale of when Bad meets Evil [Verse 1: Eminem, Royce Da 5'9" & Both] I don't speak, I float in the air, wrapped in a sheet I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph And the noise is spread Picked up and transmitted through Royce's head Trap him in his room, possess him and hoist his bed 'Til the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead Told him each one of his boys is dead (Give up) I asked him to come to thе dark side (Yo) He made a choicе and said (Yo) Who hard? Yo, I done heard worse (What?) We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other To see which one'll swerve first Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity Holds that of a globe on top of nine other planets Kissed the cheek of the Devil, intelligence level Is hellier than treble peakin' on speakers in the ghetto Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of an atheist Interceptin' missiles with my bare hands like a patriot One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse In my past life, when the black knight mounted the white horse And stay over-worked, it's like the Nazis and the Nation Collaboratin', attemptin' to take over the Earth [Chorus: Eminem & Royce Da 5'9"] 'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil We hit the trees 'til we look like Vietnamese people He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal Above the law 'cause I don't agree with police either Shit, me neither [Verse 2: Eminem & Royce Da 5'9"] We ain't eager to be legal So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle (Shhh) I breathe ether in three lethal amounts While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle (Ahh) Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezin' range Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezin' rain (He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up And I'm pissed off, 'cause I can't find a decent vein Yo, the disaster with dreads, I'm bad enough to commit suicide And survive long enough to kill my soul after I'm dead (Agh) When in danger, it's funny, actually my flavor's similar to a waiter 'Cause I'll serve any stranger with money I spray a hundred, man, until they joint chains While slippin' bullets at point-blank range like they was punches Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral Service lobby and strangle your body to confirm it Whippin' human ass, throwin' blows, crackin' jaws With my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glass I'm blazin' emcees, at the same time amazin' emcees But still, emcees ain't that eyebrow-raisin' to me From all of angles of us, flash a MAC loud enough To cast a avalanche and bust 'til volcanoes erupt [Interlude: Eminem & Children] Oh hey, is that the end of the story? Is that the end of the story? No, it's not the end, if you little punks would shut up! [Verse 3: Eminem & Royce Da 5'9"] I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (Uh-uh) I'm the one who burned your house down (Oh) Well, I'm out now (Uh-oh) And this time, I'm comin' back to blow your house up And I ain't gon' leave you with a window to jump out of (Shh) Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms And you won't see me, like fat people in steam rooms And when I go to hell and I'm gettin' ready to leave I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe [Chorus: Royce Da 5'9"] 'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil And we hit the trees 'til we look like Vietnamese people He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal Against peaceful, see you in Hell for the sequel [Outro: Eminem] We'll be waiting Royce Da 5'9", Wall Street, Slim Shady See you in Hell for the sequel When Bad meets Evil