Lyrics

[Skit] *Dial tone* — Hello? — Hello — Yeah Um, yes, this is Ken, I'm, I'm calling about your ad in the paper. "Two strong men, with a van" — Right — Um, is it you? Like you and, like, a friend or something — Yeah — Oh, okay. Um, what is your name? — My name? — Yeah — Tom — Oh, Tom, okay, um, how big is the van? Is it big enough to fit a bed in? — Right — All I need is, is just one bed and two men — Okay — Um, how much an hour? — Ninety bucks, whole thing — 90 dollars? Okay, 'cause… — Yeah — I just wanna, like, run in around — Okay — Just for, like, maybe two hours. It's all it'll take — Okay, okay — Can I do it tomorrow? Um, maybe I'll just give you my address, and then, and then you two strong men come — Yo, hold on just a second, please — Okay (*grunts*) Once I get the van, it'll be easy — 'Sup — Yes — Would you give me your address, please, now — 1-5-8 — 1-5-8 — 4-3, Novara — Okay, 1-5-8 dash 4-3? — Yes, P.O. Box, M.E.N. — M.O.V. — No, P.O. Box M.E.N — Novara? — Yes, okay? And what I want is two strong men — Хе-хе-хе, я твою мать ебал, блять, muhf… — And a van, huh-uh — Я… Долбо-motherfuckers — Men in the va… Huh-huh-huh!